T is for Thomas

What are you looking at? You’d better respect me! I happen to be Jupitre and Juno’s son! No, my name isn’t Vulcan! It’s certainly not Oleander. Did Danyel tell you that, or Tayel? Honestly, they’re such girls; always looking at me like girls do. Boys certainly don’t do that. Boys don’t look at boys. I’m not looking at them! Stop trying to confuse me. Just because you’re not a squirrel doesn't mean I won’t throw a rock at you. Yeah, I’m in Tales of the Navel and A Godling for Your Thoughts? Where did I come from? Don’t ask me stupid questions. Yeah, I was created for those stories, to show Danyel and Tayel just how weird they are. Stop looking at me like that. Just you wait. With Seraphix, I’m going to be better than all of you. You’d better grovel, while you still can.